tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38960599260260589952023-11-16T07:45:57.847+01:00Curiosidades - ZanimivostiCuriosidades, anedotas, piadas, historias ... Zanimivosti, anekdote, smešnice, zgodbe ..Rado Zupanchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15392969323659259198noreply@blogger.comBlogger143125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896059926026058995.post-84506738946745093722014-05-29T08:58:00.002+02:002014-05-29T08:58:46.751+02:00Brinde Cerveja Zdravljica s pivom<div class="MsoNoSpacing">
<span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Brinde cerveja</b><span style="font-size: x-small;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #274e13;">Naquela noite, o Zé estava
inspirado e, levantando o seu copo de cerveja, brindou:<br />
- Quero passar o resto da minha vida
entre as pernas da minha mulher!<br />
Isto valeu-lhe o prémio de melhor brinde
da noite, lá na cervejaria.<br />
Voltou para casa e contou à mulher:<br />
- Maria, hoje ganhei o prémio para o
"Melhor Brinde da Noite", lá na cervejaria.<br />
- Parabéns! E qual foi o brinde?<br />
Sem coragem de contar a verdade, disse:<br />
- Brindei assim: - Quero passar o resto
da minha vida na igreja,<br />
sentado ao lado da minha mulher.<br />
- Muito bem... isso foi realmente muito
bonito!<br />
No dia seguinte, a Maria encontrou um
dos amigos do Zé, que riu<br />
furtivamente e disse:<br />
- Sabe, D. Maria, que o Zé ganhou o
prémio de melhor brinde da noite?<br />
E o brinde foi sobre você...<br />
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<span style="color: #274e13;"> <b><i>- Sim, ele contou-me e eu fiquei
surpreendida, pois ele não é muito<br /> dado ao assunto... desde que casámos, só
esteve lá uma vez... veja que eu até tive que puxá-lo pelas orelhas para
fazê-lo entrar...<br /> ainda por cima, adormeceu antes da
"bênção final"...</i></b></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><i> </i></b></span><o:p></o:p></span></blockquote>
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<span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="color: #660000;">Nekega večera je Janez dobil navdih, dvignil svoj vrček piva in
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<span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="color: #660000;">-Preostanek svojega življenja bi rad preživel med nogami svoje žene!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #660000;">Ta večer je bila to
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<span style="color: #660000;">-Marija, danes sem dobil
prvo nagrado za najboljšo zdravljico v pivnici.<br />
-Čestitam! In kakšna je bila zdravljica?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #660000;">Ni imel poguma povedati po
resnici in je rekel:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #660000;">sedeti ob svoji ženi.<br />
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<span style="color: #660000;">Naslednji dan je Marija srečala
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<span style="color: #660000;">-Ga. Marija, ali veste, da
je Janez dobil prvo nagrado za najboljšo zdravljico večera?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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in sem bila zelo presenečena, ker na to ni veliko dal…<br /> Odkar sva se poročila, se
je to zgodilo samo enkrat… morala sem ga povleči za<br /> ušesa, da je šel noter, na
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Rado Zupanchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15392969323659259198noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896059926026058995.post-1211241901244188352014-03-01T00:35:00.000+01:002014-03-01T00:35:26.974+01:00Sábado Sobota<div class="MsoNormal">
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como de costume, levantei-me cedo, vesti-me silenciosamente,
bebi café e até fui dar um passeio com o cão.<br />
Em seguida, fui até à garagem e engatei o barco de pesca no meu Jeep.<br />
De repente, começou a chover torrencialmente.<br />
Havia até neve misturada com a chuva, ventos a mais de 80 km/h .<br />
Liguei o rádio e ouvi que o tempo iria ser de frio e chuva durante todo aquele
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ponavadi sem v soboto zgodaj vstal, se potiho oblekel, popil kavo in šel s
psom na sprehod.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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Rado Zupanchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15392969323659259198noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896059926026058995.post-13920290176791098692014-01-29T08:33:00.002+01:002014-01-29T08:37:02.085+01:00Esquilo Veverica <div class="MsoNormal">
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a cada quatro horas. Há três meses o soldado deixou o quartel e foi trabalhar
como motorista de praça. Desde então, onde quer que ele vá, o esquilo está ao
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vsake štiri ure jo je nahranil. Pred tremi meseci je vojak zapustil vojašnico
in šel delat kot voznik taxija. Od takrat je veverica ob njemu, kamorkoli je
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Rado Zupanchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15392969323659259198noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896059926026058995.post-34573144692939829802014-01-07T20:12:00.002+01:002014-01-07T20:14:14.664+01:00Beliche - Pograd<div class="MsoNormal">
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com 9 anos foi passar uns dias em casa da Avó.<br />
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Estava ele a brincar na rua com alguns colegas e, passada uns tempos entrou em
casa perguntando:<br />
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duas pessoas dormem no mesmo quarto e ficam uma em cima da outra?<br />
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A Avó assustada com a pergunta, pensou e achou que seria melhor dizer a
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relação sexual, fazer Amor ou como se diz agora, dar uma Queca...<br />
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Paulinho, satisfeito com a resposta, voltou para a rua, para brincar.<br />
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Poucos instantes depois, ele entra em casa novamente, todo esbaforido, e diz:<br />
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afinal chama-se BELICHE e a mãe do Toninho quer falar com a Avó!</span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR"><span style="color: #660000;">Na ulici se
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<span lang="PT-BR"><span style="color: #660000;">- Babi,
kako se imenuje tisto, ko dva spita v isti postelji in sta en nad drugim?<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR"><span style="color: #660000;">Babica se
je ustrašila vprašanja, razmišljala je in razmišljala in si mislila, da je
najbolje povedati resnico:<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR"><span style="color: #660000;">- Dobro
Pavle, to se imenuje spolni odnos, ljubiti se in, kot se zdaj reče, dol se
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<span lang="PT-BR"><span style="color: #660000;">- Babica, to, za kar sem te spraševal, se imenuje POGRAD in Tončkova mama
želi govoriti s teboj.</span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
Rado Zupanchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15392969323659259198noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896059926026058995.post-5318962070006168192014-01-03T11:52:00.005+01:002014-01-03T11:52:58.358+01:00Banqueiro - Bankir<div class="MsoNormal">
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<span style="background-color: white;"> viu dois homens à beira da estrada, a
comer erva.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"> Ordenou ao seu motorista que parasse e,
saindo, perguntou a um deles:</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"> - Por quê estais a comer erva...?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"> - Não temos dinheiro para comida.. - disse
o pobre homem - . Por isso</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"> temos que comer erva.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"> - Bem, então venham à minha casa e eu lhes
darei de comer - disse o</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"> banqueiro.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"> - Obrigado, mas tenho mulher e dois filhos
comigo. Estão ali, debaixo</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"> daquela árvore.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"> - Que venham também - disse novamente o
banqueiro. E, voltando- se para o</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"> outro homem, disse-lhe:</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"> - Você também pode vir.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"> O homem, com uma voz muito sumida disse:</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"> - Mas, senhor, eu também tenho esposa e
seis filhos comigo!</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"> - Pois que venham também - respondeu o
banqueiro.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"> E entraram todos no enorme e luxuoso
carro.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"> Uma vez a caminho, um dos homens olhou
timidamente o banqueiro e disse:</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"> - O senhor é muito bom... Obrigado por nos
levar a todos!</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"> O banqueiro respondeu:</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"> - Meu caro, não tenha vergonha, fico muito
feliz por fazê-lo! Ireis ficar</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"> encantados com a minha casa...<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><b>A erva está com mais de 20 cm de
altura!</b></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"> <b>"Quando achares que um banqueiro
(ou banco) está a ajudar-te, não te<br />
iludas, pensa um pouco antes de aceitares qualquer acordo..."</b></span><br />
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domov. Ob ceseti je videl moška,<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="SL" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: SL;"><span style="color: #274e13;">ki sta jedla travo.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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in ju vprašal:<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="SL" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: SL;"><span style="color: #274e13;">- Zakaj jesta travo...?<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="SL" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: SL;"><span style="color: #274e13;">- Nimava denarja za hrano.. – odgovori revež -. Zato
moramo jesti travo.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="SL" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: SL;"><span style="color: #274e13;">- V redu, pojdita k meni domov in vama bom dal jesti –
reče bankir.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="SL" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: SL;"><span style="color: #274e13;">- Hvala, ampak imam še ženo in dva otroka. Tamle zadaj za
tistim drevesom so.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="SL" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10pt;"><span style="color: #274e13;">- Naj pridejo tudi oni – odgovori bankir.
Obrne se proti drugemu moškemu in mu reče:<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="SL" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10pt;"><span style="color: #274e13;">- Ampak, gospod,
tudi žena in šest otrok je z menoj!<br />
- Torej naj tudi oni pridejo – je odgovoril bankir.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="NL" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10pt;"><span style="color: #274e13;">In tako so vsi
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<span lang="NL" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10pt;"><span style="color: #274e13;">Med potjo je en
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<span lang="NL" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10pt;"><span style="color: #274e13;">- Gospod je zelo
dober. Hvala, ker ste nas vse vzeli s seboj!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10pt;">- Naj vas ne
bo sram, zelo sem srečen, ko to delam! </span><span lang="ES" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10pt;">Očaran boš z mojo hišo... </span><b><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10pt;">Trava je visoka več kot 20 cm!<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></div>
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<b><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10pt;"><span style="color: #274e13;">“Ko misliš, da ti bankir (ali banka)
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Rado Zupanchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15392969323659259198noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896059926026058995.post-81230979121891607742014-01-03T09:57:00.001+01:002014-01-03T09:57:40.647+01:00Celso - Novak<div class="MsoNormal">
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<span lang="PT-BR">- Bom dia,
é da recepção? Eu gostaria de falar com alguém que me desse informações sobre
um doente internado. Queria saber se a pessoa está melhor ou se piorou...<br />
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- Qual é o nome do doente?<br />
- Chama-se Celso e está no quarto 302..<br />
- Um momentinho, vou transferir a chamada para o sector de enfermagem...<br />
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- Bom dia, sou a enfermeira Lourdes... O que deseja?<br />
- Gostaria de saber a condição clínica do doente Celso do quarto 302,por favor!<br />
- Um minuto, vou localizar o médico de serviço.<br />
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- Aqui é o Dr. Carlos. Em que posso ajudar?<br />
- Olá, doutor. Precisava que alguém me informasse sobre a saúde do Celso que
está internado há três semanas no quarto 302.<br />
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- Só um momento que eu vou consultar a ficha do doente... Hummm! Aqui está:
alimentou-se bem hoje, a pressão arterial e o pulso estão estáveis, responde
bem à medicação prescrita e vai ser retirado da monitorização cardíaca amanhã.
Continuando bem, o médico responsável assinará a alta em três dias.<br />
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- Ahhhh, Graças a Deus! São notícias maravilhosas! Que alegria!<br />
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</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"> </span></span><span lang="PT-BR">- Pelo seu entusiasmo, deve ser
alguém muito próximo, certamente da família!?<br />
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- Não, sou o próprio Celso telefonando aqui do 302! É que toda a gente entra e
sai deste quarto e ninguém me diz porra nenhuma. Eu só queria saber como
estou.... <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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dan, ali je to sprejemna pisarna? Želel bi govoriti z nekom, ki bi mi dal
informacije o bolniku. Rad bi vedel, ali je tej osebi bolje ali gre na
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Novak, je v sobi 302.<br />
- Samo trenutek, vas prevežem na oddelek bolniških sester...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="NL">- Dober dan,
tukaj sestra Lourdes, Kaj želite? </span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="NL" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: NL;"> </span></span><span lang="NL"><br />
</span><span lang="PT-BR">- Rad bi vedel, kakšno
je stanje pacienta Novaka iz sobe 302, prosim!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR">- Tukaj dr.
Carlos. Kako lahko pomagam?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR">- Živjo,
zdravnik. Potrebujem informacije o zdravju Novaka, ki je že 3 tedne nameščen v
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- Samo trenutek, da pogledam njegovo kartoteko ... Hmm! Tukaj piše:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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dobro jedel, krvni pritisk in utrip sta stabilna, dobro se odziva na predpisana
zdravila. Jutri gre na pregled srca. Če se bo tako nadaljevalo, bo odgovorni
zdravnik podpisal odpust iz bolnišnice čez tri dni.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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- Ah, hvala Bogu! Čudovite novice!, kakšno veselje!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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biti nekdo zelo bližnji, zagotovo iz družine!?<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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302! Osebje vstopa in gre ven in nihče mi nič ne pove. Jaz sem samo želel
vedeti, kako je z menoj...<br />
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Rado Zupanchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15392969323659259198noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896059926026058995.post-48478557272547308002013-12-12T20:06:00.002+01:002013-12-12T20:06:31.180+01:00Porsche<div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white;">
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com um Porsche e os pais gritam:<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
-Onde conseguiste isto?<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
Ele calmamente responde:<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
-Acabei de comprar.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
-Com que dinheiro? Perguntam. Sabemos quanto custa um Porsche!<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
-Bem, este custou 15 dólares!<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
E os pais esbracejaram ainda mais: Quem venderia um carro destes por 15
dólares???<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
- A senhora logo acima na rua. Não sei o seu nome, mudou-se recentemente para
cá. Ela viu-me passando de bicicleta e perguntou se eu queria comprar o Porsche
por 15 dólares.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
-Santo Deus! Gemeu a mãe, deve abusar de crianças. Quem sabe o que fará depois?
João, vai lá imediatamente para ver o que está acontecendo.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
O pai foi até à casa da senhora enquanto ela calmamente plantava petúnias no
seu jardim. Ele se apresentou como pai do rapaz a quem ela vendeu o Porsche e
perguntou por que havia ela feito aquilo.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
-Bem, disse ela, esta manhã o meu marido ligou. Pensei que estivesse viajando
em serviço, mas descobri que ele fugiu para o Havai com a secretária e que não
pretende voltar. Pediu-me que lhe vendesse o Porsche e lhe enviasse o dinheiro,
e eu vendi!<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #333333; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 8.5pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><br />
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #333333; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">- Dobro, ta je stal samo 15 dolarjev!<br />
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #333333; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">- Sveta Marija! – je stokala mati. Najbrž zlorablja otroke. Kdo ve kaj
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potovanju, toda odkrila sem, da je zbežal na Havaje s svojo tajnico in, da se
ne namerava vrniti. Prosil me je, naj prodam Porscheja in mu pošljem denar. In
sem ga prodala!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">Um homem entra no salão
do barbeiro, e pergunta:<br />
«Quanto tempo falta até chegar a minha vez?»<br />
O barbeiro olha em volta do seu salão, e responde:<br />
«Mais ou menos 2 horas!».<br />
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O homem sai.<br />
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Passam mais alguns dias e o mesmo homem volta à barbearia e pergunta:<br />
«Quanto tempo falta até chegar a minha vez?»<br />
O barbeiro olha de novo em volta do seu salão, e responde:<br />
«Mais ou menos 3 horas!».<br />
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O homem sai.<br />
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Passa uma semana e o mesmo homem entra na barbearia e pergunta de novo:<br />
«Quanto tempo demora até chegar a minha vez?»<br />
O barbeiro olha em sua volta e responde:<br />
«Mais ou menos 1 hora e meia!».<br />
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O homem sai.<br />
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O barbeiro vira-se para um seu amigo que se encontrava na barbearia e
diz-lhe:<br />
«Oh Paulo, faz-me só um favor! Segue aquele homem e vê para aonde ele vai. O
gajo sempre que entra aqui, pergunta quanto tempo até a sua vez, mas
nunca mais volta».<br />
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Uns minutos depois, Paulo regressa ao salão a matar-se de rir<br />
histericamente.<br />
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O barbeiro curioso pergunta-lhe:<br />
«Então? Onde é que ele vai depois daqui?»<br />
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O amigo Paulo levanta a cara, enxuga as lágrimas, pára de
dar gargalhadas e responde-lhe:</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><br />
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color: #660000;">Nek možakar vstopi v
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color: #660000;">«Kdaj bom jaz na vrsti?»<br />
Brivec pogleda po brivnici in odgovori:<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #660000;"><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">«Približno 2 uri!».<br />
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Možakar gre ven.<br />
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</span><span lang="NL" style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">Mine nekaj dni, ko se možakar vrne in vpraša:<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #660000;"><span lang="NL" style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">« Kdaj bom jaz na vrsti?»<br />
Brivec še enkrat pogleda po brivnici in odgovori:<br />
«Približno 3 ure!».<br />
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</span><span lang="NL" style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">Mine teden, ko se možakar vrne in vpraša:<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #660000;"><span lang="NL" style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">« Kdaj bom jaz na vrsti?»<br />
Brivec še enkrat pogleda po brivnici in odgovori:<br />
«Približno 1 ura in pol!».<br />
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Možakar gre ven.<br />
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Brivec se ozre k svojemu prijatelju, ki je bil tam in mu reče:<br /><br />
«Pavle, naredi mi! Pojdi za tem možakarjem<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color: #660000;">, da vidiš, kam. Tip
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color: #660000;">Čez nekaj minut se Pavle
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<span style="color: #660000;"><span lang="NL" style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">Brivec je radoveden in ga
vpraša: <br />
«Torej? Kam odide od tukaj?»<br />
Pavle dvigne glavo, obriše solze, se neha krohotati in odgovori:<br />
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Rado Zupanchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15392969323659259198noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896059926026058995.post-14879481488587122302013-11-08T19:36:00.000+01:002013-11-08T19:36:47.756+01:00O JANTAR DE DESPEDIDA DO PADRE - Poslovilna večerja vaškega župnika<div style="background: white;">
<span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">O JANTAR DE DESPEDIDA DO
PADRE!</span></b><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"> Jantar
de despedida, depois de 25 anos de trabalho à frente da paróquia, o
padre discursa:<br />
- A primeira impressão que tive desta paróquia foi com a primeira confissão que
ouvi. A pessoa confessou ter roubado um aparelho de TV, dinheiro dos seus pais,
a empresa onde trabalhava, além de ter aventuras amorosas com as esposas dos
amigos. Também se dedicava ao tráfico de drogas e havia transmitido uma doença
venérea à própria irmã. Fiquei assustadíssimo. Com o passar do tempo, entretanto,
conheci uma paróquia cheia de gente responsável, com valores, comprometida com
sua fé.<br />
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Atrasado, chegou então o Presidente da Câmara para prestar uma
homenagem ao Padre. Pediu desculpas pelo atraso e começou o discurso:<br />
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- Nunca vou esquecer o dia em que o Padre chegou à nossa paróquia. Como
poderia? Tive a honra de ser o primeiro a me confessar.<br />
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<span style="color: #660000;"><st1:place><span style="font-family: Georgia;">Po</span></st1:place><span style="font-family: Georgia;"> 25 letih dela na čelu fare je župnik na poslovilni
večerji imel govor:<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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Oseba je priznala, da je ukradla TV sprejemnik, denar svojim staršem. V podjetju,
kjer je delal, je imel ljubezenske avanture z ženami svojih prijateljev.
Udejstvoval se je tudi s trgovino z drogami, svojo sestro pa je okužil s spolno
boleznijo. Bil sem prestrašen. Med tem je tekel čas dalje, spoznal sem, da je
fara polna odgovornih vaščanov z veliko vrednotami in privržena veri.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia;">* Under the name
Carantania (658 to 828), </span><st1:country-region><st1:place><span style="font-family: Georgia;">Slovenia</span></st1:place></st1:country-region><span style="font-family: Georgia;"> was the first example of democracy in </span><st1:place><span style="font-family: Georgia;">Europe</span></st1:place><span style="font-family: Georgia;"> and has been considered as a model in the development of Western
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<span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Georgia;">Carantania's capital was most likely<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span><span style="font-family: Georgia;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Saal" title="Maria Saal"><span style="background: white; color: #0b0080; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">Karnburg</span></a></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Georgia;"> </span></span><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Georgia;">(Slovene:
Krnski grad) in the<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span><span style="font-family: Georgia;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zollfeld" title="Zollfeld"><span style="background: white; color: #0b0080; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">Zollfeld Field</span></a></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Georgia;"> </span></span><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Georgia;">(</span><span lang="SL" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Georgia;">Gosposvetsko polje</span><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Georgia;">), north of modern-day town of<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span><span style="font-family: Georgia;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klagenfurt" title="Klagenfurt"><span style="background: white; color: #0b0080; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">Klagenfurt</span></a></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Georgia;"> </span></span><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Georgia;">(</span><span lang="SL" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Georgia;">Celovec</span><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Georgia;">), </span><st1:country-region><st1:place><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Georgia;">Austria</span></st1:place></st1:country-region><span style="font-family: Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Georgia;">Before the
state of<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span><span style="font-family: Georgia;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karantania" title="Karantania"><span style="background: white; color: #0b0080; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">Carantania</span></a></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Georgia;"> </span></span><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Georgia;">probably
became parts of the King Samo’s empire in the 630’s as well (Samo’s tribal
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<span style="color: #660000;"><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;">* Sob o nome de<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span><span style="font-family: Georgia;"><a href="http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eslovenos"><span lang="PT-BR">Carantania</span></a></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;"> </span></span><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;">(658 ate 828),
a Eslovénia foi a primeira democracia da Europa e foi considerada como um
modelo no desenvolvimento da democracia ocidental. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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no Campo Zollfeld (Gosposvetsko Polje), ao norte da cidade moderna de
Klagenfurt (Celovec), Áustria<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;"> <span style="color: #274e13;">* Pod imenom<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: Georgia;"><a href="http://sl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karantanija"><span lang="PT-BR">Karantanija</span></a></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;"> </span></span><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;">(658 do 828) je
bila Slovenija primer prve demokracije v Evropi in je bila upoštevana kot model pri razvoju
zahodnih demokracij. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;">Glavno mesto Karantanije je bil
verjetno </span><span lang="PT-BR" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Georgia;">Krnski grad (nemško
</span><span style="font-family: Georgia;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Saal" title="Maria Saal"><span lang="PT-BR" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">Karnburg</span></a></span><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">)</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Georgia;"> na Gosposvetskem polju (nemško </span><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">Campo Zollfeld)</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Georgia;"> , severno od današnjega Celovca<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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Karantanija del velikega Samovega kraljestva <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #274e13;">(Samova plemenska zveza, okrog l.
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #0c343d; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">Uma
professora da 1ª classe, a testar a perspicácia dos seus pequenos alunos:<br />
-'Menino Luizinho! O que é que tem 4 patas, bigodes,anda em cima dos telhados,
tem uma azeitona na boca e faz miau?'<br />
-'Com uma azeitona na boca? Não faço a mínima ideia, Sra Professora!'<br />
-'Oh menino Luizinho, é um gato! A azeitona na boca é só para complicar!'<br />
E a professora continua com o seu interrogatório:<br />
-'Menino Dioguinho! O que é que tem 2 patas, bico, penas, faz ninhos, tem
óculos e faz 'piu-piu'?'<br />
-'Com óculos? Não faço a mínima ideia, Sra Professora!'<br />
-'Oh menino Dioguinho, é um passarinho! Os óculos são só para complicar!'<br />
Não satisfeita com os resultados que estava a ter, perguntou ao resto da
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Carlinhos respondeu afirmativamente:<br />
-'Sra Professora! O que é que tem ponta redonda e vermelha, estica e encolhe,
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-'MENINO CARLINHOS! EU NÃO LHE ADMITO FALTA DE EDUCAÇÃO NA MINHA AULA! JÁ LÁ
PARA FORA!'</span><br />
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‘Lojzek! Kaj ima 4 tace, brke, pleza na vrh strehe, ima oliv</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">o v ustah in mijavka?’<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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Kaj ima 2 taci, kljun, perje, dela gnezda, ima očala in dela ‘čiv-čiv’?’<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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očali? Nimam pojma, ga. učiteljica!’<br />
- Oh Darkec! To je ptič! Očala so samo zato, da vprašanje zakompliciramo!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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z rezultati je vprašala razred, če ima kateri od učencev vprašanje za njo. Karlek je odogovoril, da ima:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #660000; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">- Ga.
učiteljica! Kaj ima zaokroženo in rdečo konico, se raztegne in skrči, spodaj
ima dve žogi in ženske to rade dajo na usta?’<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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- KARLEK! NE DOVOLIM TI NEPRIMERNEGA IZRAŽANJA PRI MOJIH URAH! VEN IZ RAZREDA!’</span></span><br />
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-</span><b> ‘Umirite se, ga. učiteljica! To je šminka! Žoge spodaj so samo zato, da vprašanje zakompliciramo!
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<span lang="SL">Alentejano<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Para testar a
personalidade de um alentejano, o dono da empresa mandou pagar 500 euros a mais
no salário dele.</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><br />
Os dias passam e o funcionário não diz
nada.<br />
No mês seguinte, o patrão faz o inverso: manda tirar 500 euros.<br />
Nesse mesmo dia, o funcionário entra na sala para falar com ele:<br />
- Engenheiro, acho que houve um engano e tiraram-me 500 euros do meu salário.<br />
- Ah?! Curioso porque no mês passado eu paguei-lhe 500 euros a mais e você não
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- Pois, mas atão um erro eu ainda tolero; agora dois acho um abuso!!!</b></span></blockquote>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><span style="color: #660000;">Alentežan<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><span style="color: #660000;">Da bi preveril
poštenost nekega Alentežana, mu je šef pri plači dal 500 EU preveč. Minili so
dnevi vendar delavec ni nič rekel.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><span style="color: #660000;">Naslednji mesec
je je šef naredil obratno: dal mu je 500 EU premalo.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><span style="color: #660000;">Še isti dan
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><span style="color: #660000;">- Napaka, mislim
da ste se zmotili in mi pri plači dali 500 EU premalo.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><span style="color: #660000;">- Ah?! Zanima
me, zakaj niste nič rekli prejšnji mesec, ko sem vam plačal 500 EU preveč!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;"><b><span style="color: #660000;">- Torej, eno napako
lahko spregledam, ampak dve je pa preveč!!!</span></b></span></blockquote>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">Era uma vez um
rei que queria ir pescar.<br /><br />
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">Ele chamou o seu meteorologista e pediu-lhe a previsão do estado do tempo<br />
para as próximas horas.<br />
Este assegurou-lhe que não iria chover .<br /><br />
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">Como a noiva do monarca vivia perto de onde ele iria, ele colocou o<br />
seu fato mais elegante. No caminho, ele encontrou um camponês montando<br />
seu burro que viu o rei e disse:<br />
- "Majestade, é melhor regressar ao palácio porque vai chover
muito."<br />
É claro que o rei ficou pensativo: - "Eu tenho um meteorologista muito<br />
bem pago que me disse o contrário. Vou seguir em frente. "<br /><br />
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">E assim fez ... e, claro, choveu torrencialmente. O rei ficou<br />
encharcado e a namorada riu-se dele ao vê-lo naquele estado.<br /><br />
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">Furioso voltou para o palácio e despediu o seu empregado.<br />
Ele convocou o camponês e ofereceu-lhe o trabalho de meteorologista,<br />
mas este disse-lhe: - "Senhor, eu não entendo nada disso, mas se as<br />
orelhas do meu burro estão caídas, significa que vai chover "<br /><br />
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">O rei contratou o burro.</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><br />
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<b><span style="background: white;">Assim começou o costume de contratar burros
que desde então têm as<br />
posições mais bem pagas nos diversos governos !<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">Nekoč je živel
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">Poklical je
svojega vremenoslovca in ga prosil za vremensko napoved za naslednjih nekaj ur.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">Ta mu je
zagotovil, da v naslednjih nekaj urah ne bo deževalo.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">Ker je kraljeva
zaročenka živela blizu kraja, kamor je šel lovit, se je oblekel v svoje
najboljše oblačilo. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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seveda mislil svoje: -“Imam vremenoslovca, ki ga dobro plačujem in ta mi je
rekel nasprotno. Grem naprej” <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="NL" style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: NL; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">Tako je naredil ..
in, jasno, se je ulil močan dež. Kralj je bil premočen in zaročenka se mi je
zelo smejala, ko ga je videla v takšnem stanju.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="NL" style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: NL; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">Besen se je vrnil v
palačo in odpustil svojega vremenoslovca. </span><span lang="PT-BR" style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">Poklical je kmeta in mu ponudil službo
vremenoslovca. Vendar mu je ta odgovoril: -“Gospod, jaz se na to nič ne
spoznam. Ko vidim, da dvigne osel svoja ušesa pokonci, to pomeni, da bo
deževalo.”<br />
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imajo od tega časa najbolje plačane položaje v vladi.</span></b><b><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><br />
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<span lang="SL">Por favor não tem
2 euros para que eu possa comer qualquer coisa?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="SL">Se eu te dar 10
euros, não compras cerveja em vez de comprar qualquer coisa <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="SL">para comer?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="SL">Não, eu até parei
de beber.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="SL">Se calhar vais ao
futebol em vez de comer!?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="SL">Não, eu não perco
o meu tempo com futebois!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="SL">Então vais dar
uma volta de moto com esse dinheiro?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="SL">Não, eu já não
conduzo motas desde os 18 anos!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="SL">Com esse dinheir
não vais 'comer' nenhume miúda?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="SL">Não, eu tenho medo
de apanhar SIDA!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="SL">Não te dou esse
dinheiro, mas convido-te a vires a minha casa almoçar na presença<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="SL">da minha mulher.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="SL">Mas a sua mulher
não ficará satisfeita da sua decisão!! Eu esou sujo e cheiro mal!!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Mas é importante</span></b></div>
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<span lang="SL"><b><span style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></b></span></div>
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<span lang="SL"><b><span style="font-size: large;">que a minha
mulher veja,<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></div>
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<span lang="SL"><b><span style="font-size: large;">como se torna um
homem que<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></div>
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<span lang="SL"><b><span style="font-size: large;">acabou com :<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></div>
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<span lang="SL"><b><span style="font-size: large;">- A CERVEJA<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></div>
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<span lang="SL"><b><span style="font-size: large;">- O FUTEBOL<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></div>
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<span lang="SL"><b><span style="font-size: large;">- A MOTO<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></div>
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<span lang="SL"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>- E O SEXO !!!</b><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="SL" style="color: maroon; mso-ansi-language: SL;">Prosim
ali bi imel 2 eura, da bi lahko karkoli
pojedel?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="SL" style="color: maroon; mso-ansi-language: SL;">Če
ti dam 10 eurov, ali ne boš kupil piva, namesto da bi si kupil nekaj za jesti?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="SL" style="color: maroon; mso-ansi-language: SL;">Ne,
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<span lang="SL" style="color: maroon; mso-ansi-language: SL;">Po
možnosti boš šel na nogometno tekmo namesto, da bi kaj pojedel!?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="SL" style="color: maroon; mso-ansi-language: SL;">Ne,
svojega časa ne zgubljam z nogometom!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="SL" style="color: maroon; mso-ansi-language: SL;">Torej
boš ta denar porabil za vožnjo z motorjem? <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="SL" style="color: maroon; mso-ansi-language: SL;">Ne,
motorjev ne vozim že od od 18. leta!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="SL" style="color: maroon; mso-ansi-language: SL;">Ali
ne boš s tem denarjem 'pojedel' niti ene cipe?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="SL" style="color: maroon; mso-ansi-language: SL;">Ne,
bojim se, da bi dobil AIDS!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="SL" style="color: maroon; mso-ansi-language: SL;">Ne
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<span lang="SL" style="color: maroon; mso-ansi-language: SL;">Ampak
vaša žena ne bo zadovoljna s to odločitvijo!! Sem umazan in smrdim!!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="SL"><span style="color: #660000;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Vendar je zelo
pomembno,</span></b></span></span></div>
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<span lang="SL"><span style="color: #660000; font-size: large;"><b>da moja žena
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<span lang="SL"><span style="color: #660000; font-size: large;"><b>v kaj se spremeni
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<span lang="SL"><span style="color: #660000; font-size: large;"><b>ki je prekinil:<o:p></o:p></b></span></span></div>
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<span lang="SL"><span style="color: #660000; font-size: large;"><b>- S PIVOM<o:p></o:p></b></span></span></div>
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<span lang="SL"><span style="color: #660000; font-size: large;"><b>- Z NOGOMETOM<o:p></o:p></b></span></span></div>
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<span lang="SL"><span style="color: #660000; font-size: large;"><b>- Z MOTORJI<o:p></o:p></b></span></span></div>
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<span lang="SL"><span style="color: #660000; font-size: large;"><b>- IN S SEXOM !!<o:p></o:p></b></span></span></div>
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Rado Zupanchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15392969323659259198noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896059926026058995.post-33484134578484784022013-07-26T12:50:00.000+02:002013-07-26T12:52:47.990+02:00Joãozinho na faculdade - Janezek na fakulteti<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">Joãozinho na faculdade </span></b><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<i><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: maroon; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">O professor está almoçando no restaurante de uma
Universidade.Chega o Joãozinho com sua bandeja e se senta ao seu lado.<br />
O professor diz:<br />
- "Um porco e um pássaro não se sentam juntos para comer."<br />
O Joãozinho responde:<br />
- Pois então, eu saio voando - e troca de mesa.<br />
O professor "roxo" de raiva, decide vingar-se na próxima prova, mas o
Joãozinho responde todas as perguntas brilhantemente.<br />
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- "Você está caminhando pela rua e encontra uma bolsa, dentro está a
sabedoria e muito dinheiro,<br />
Qual dos dois você pega?"<br />
E o Joãozinho responde sem titubear:<br />
- "O dinheiro."<br />
E o professor lhe diz:<br />
-"Eu, em seu lugar, teria agarrado a sabedoria. O que acha?"<br />
-"Cada um pega o que não tem." responde Joãozinho<br />
O professor, já histérico, escreve em uma folha da prova:<br />
"Idiota" E a devolve ao Joãozinho.<br />
Joãozinho pega a folha e se senta.<br />
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diz:<br />
-"O senhor assinou minha prova, mas não me deu a nota."</span></i><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10pt;"> <o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<b><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">Janezek na fakulteti</span></b><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixgNx2_HhAGRmv1dkJnZiuFMEG7s6lfx2LeqiLxyuyNWIT2MaOFAA4b1HkuOX-zrYqZR1B98qvI_pySPs4PsimshMcCjDbW5zaU7pH7fR7lF35b2UoQtaWXHk9ecwDeyblGL-d0dU1zaUR/s1600/professor2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixgNx2_HhAGRmv1dkJnZiuFMEG7s6lfx2LeqiLxyuyNWIT2MaOFAA4b1HkuOX-zrYqZR1B98qvI_pySPs4PsimshMcCjDbW5zaU7pH7fR7lF35b2UoQtaWXHk9ecwDeyblGL-d0dU1zaUR/s1600/professor2.jpg" /></a><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">Profesor je bil na kosilu v restavraciji na univerzi.
Pride Janezek s svojim pladnjem in se vsede poleg njega.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">Profesor je rekel:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">“Prašič in ptič ne moreta jesti skupaj.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">Janezek odgovori:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="ES" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: ES;">“V redu, že letim.” in se vsede za drugo mizo.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">Profesor, rdeč od besa, se odloči, da se bo na
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<span lang="NL" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: NL;">“Denar.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="NL" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: NL;">“Na vašem mestu bi vzel znanje. Kaj mislite?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="NL" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: NL;">“Vsak vzame tisto, česar nima” odgovori Janezek.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="NL" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: NL;">“idiot” in ga da Janezku.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="NL" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: NL;">Janezek vzame list in se vsede. Čez nekaj minut se obrne
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- Classe, hoje eu quero que vocês pensem palavras, em inglês, que usamos,<br />
sem traduzirem e façam mímica, para que seus colegas adivinhem a palavra<br />
que pensaram, ok?.. (sugere a professora)<br />
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Julinha foi a primeira.<br />
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Andando, como se olhasse vitrines e segurasse sacolas, todos olharam e<br />
entenderam dizendo *:"SHOPPING CENTER!!!"*<br />
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- Muito bem, Julinha!.. (diz a professora). Agora você Carlinhos!<br />
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Carlinhos finge estar comendo um lanche, todos entendem o gesto, novamente,<br />
a classe responde:*"HAMBURGER!!!"*<br />
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- Muito bem, Carlinhos!.. (elogia a professora). Agora sua vez Joãozinho!<br />
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Joãozinho, visivelmente animado, pega seu livro e acerta em cheio o rosto<br />
do colega sentado ao lado...<br />
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A classe, surpresa, olha sem entender, enquanto a professora irritada<br />
pergunta:<br />
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- O que significa isso, Joãozinho?!<br />
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</span></span><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: #274e13;">- *FACEBOOK!*</span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: #660000;">Učiteljica pride v razred, pozdravi učence in reče:<br />
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- Učenci, danes hočem, da ugotovite
angleške besede, ki jih uporabljamo, brez prevajanja. Samo z mimiko, s
kretnjami pokažite in vaši sošolci bodo ugotavljali, na katero besedo mislite,
OK? .. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: #660000;">Najprej je bila na vrsti Julija.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #660000;"><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11pt;">Hodi, kot da gleda izložbe in drži vrečko ... </span><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11pt;">Vsi gledajo in ugotovijo "SHOPPING CENTER!!!"<br />
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</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11pt;">Zelo dobro, Julija! … reče
učiteljica. In zdaj ti, Karel.!<br />
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: #660000;">Karel se je pretvarjal, da je malico, vsi so ponovno uganili in razred
odgovori “HAMBURGER!!!”<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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Zelo dobro, Karel. In zdaj si ti na vrsti, Janezek!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: #660000;">Janezek, vidno navdušen, prime svojo knjigo in zadane v polno obraz
sošolca, ki je sedel poleg njega...<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: #660000;">- kaj to pomeni, Janezek?!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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</span></span><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: #660000;">- *FACEBOOK!*</span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #660000;"><span lang="PT" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT;"><b>Joãozinho</b>, o que você quer ser
quando crescer?</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #660000;"><i><span lang="PT" style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT;">- Quero ser bilionário,
ir à boate mais cara, pegar a melhor puta, dar a ela uma Ferrari de milhões +
um apartamento em Copacabana + uma Mansão em Paris + um Jato para viagens pela
Europa + um cartão Visa Infinito e ama-la 3 vezes ao dia...</span></i><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #660000;"><span lang="PT" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT;">A professora, realmente não sabendo
mais o que fazer com o mau</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="PT" style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT;"> </span></span><span lang="PT" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT;">comportamento do menino, resolve nem dar
importância ao que ele</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="PT" style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT;"> </span></span><span lang="PT" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT;">respondeu e continua a aula:</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #660000;"><i><span lang="PT" style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT;">- E você, Mariazinha?</span></i><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
<span style="color: #660000;"><i><span lang="PT" style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;"><i><span lang="PT" style="color: #660000; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;"><br /></span></i></span></i>
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Quero ser a puta do Joãozinho</span></i></blockquote>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11pt;"><b>Janezek</b>, kaj bi rad postal, ko boš
velik?</span><br />
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<span lang="NL" style="color: #274e13; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: NL;">Rad bi postal miljarder, šel v
najdražji nočni klub, vzel najboljšo cipo, ji dal Ferrari za miljon +
stanovanje v Capacabani + luksuzno vilo v Parizu + reaktivni avion za potovanja
v Evropo + kreditno kartica Visa brez limita in se ljubil z njo 3-krat na
dan...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="NL" style="color: #274e13; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: NL;">Učiteljica res ni vedela, kaj
storiti ob tako slabem dečkovem obnašanju in se odločila, da ne reagira na
njegov odgovor ter nadaljuje:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<i><span lang="PT" style="color: #274e13; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT;">In ti, Marjanca?<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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bi bila Janezkova cipa</span></i></blockquote>
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<br />Rado Zupanchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15392969323659259198noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896059926026058995.post-59212141766910154322012-11-14T20:38:00.001+01:002012-11-14T20:40:03.323+01:00Mulher Ženska<br />
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trânsito foi abordada por uma moradora de rua, muito suja e de péssima
aparência, que pediu a ela dinheiro para comprar comida. </span><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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eu te der este dinheiro, você não vai sair com tuas amigas e gastar tudo?'</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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você? Eu não tomo banho faz muito tempo, estou suja e fedorenta.'</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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ela para de sair com amigas, fazer compras e ir ao salão.'</span></span><br />
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<b><span lang="SL" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: SL;"><span style="color: #274e13;">Neka ženska<o:p></o:p></span></span></b></div>
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<span lang="SL" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: SL;"><span style="color: #274e13;">je peljala po ulici in se pri prometnem znaku zaustavila. K njej je
pristopila neka brezdomka, zelo umazana in zelo slabega videza, in jo prosila
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denarnico, iz nje vzela 50 R$ in
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<span lang="SL" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: SL; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: #274e13;">“ Ne boš šla
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vaš mož ne bo besen na vas? Že nekaj časa se nisem skopala, sem umazana in
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><span style="color: #274e13;">“Vse je v redu. Vstopi. Hočem, da on vidi,
kako izgleda ženska, ki preneha hoditi ven s prijateljicami, nakupovati in
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e Sam, dois amigos, encontram-se todos os dias no Parque par dar de comer aos
pombos, observar os esquilos e discutir os problemas do Mundo. Um dia Russ não
apareceu. Sam não pensou muito nisso calculando que se tivesse constipado ou
coisa parecida. Depois de uma semana sem Russ aparecer, Sam realmente
preocupou-se. Como, entretanto, o único tempo que passavam juntos era no
Parque, Sam não sabia onde Russ morava e assim era incapaz de descobrir o que
lhe teria acontecido. Um mês passou, e Sam pensou não mais ver o seu amigo
Russ. Um dia, ao aproximar-se do Parque, lá estava Russ sentado. Sam ficou
muito excitado e feliz por vê-lo a ponto de lho dizer. Passado o momento de
excitação disse-lhe: "Francamente Russ, o que é que lhe aconteceu?” <span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span></b><span lang="PT-BR" style="background: white; color: navy; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><br />
</span><b><span lang="PT-BR" style="background: white; color: navy; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">- “Estive preso!”
Disse Russ.<br />
- “Preso?! A que propósito?”<br />
-“Bem”, disse Russ, “conhece aquela loirinha muito gira que trabalha na
cafetaria onde às vezes vou?”<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span></b><span lang="PT-BR" style="background: white; color: navy; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><br />
</span><b><span lang="PT-BR" style="background: white; color: navy; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">-“Sim”, disse Sam, “lembro-me
dela! O que lhe aconteceu?<span class="apple-converted-space"> “</span></span></b><span lang="PT-BR" style="background: white; color: navy; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><br />
</span><b><span lang="PT-BR" style="background: white; color: navy; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">- “Bem, um dia ela
queixou-se de mim "por violação" e eu, com </span></b><b><span lang="PT-BR" style="background: white; color: red; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">89 anos</span></b><b><span lang="PT-BR" style="background: white; color: navy; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> fiquei tão orgulhoso que
me declarei ‘CULPADO’!<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span></b><span lang="PT-BR" style="background: white; color: navy; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><br />
</span><b><span lang="PT-BR" style="background: white; color: navy; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">O estúpido do Juíz
aplicou-me 30 dias de prisão”. <o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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prijatelja,Russ in Sam, sta se vsak dan srečala v parku, da bi nakrmila golobe,
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<span style="color: #660000;"><b><span lang="ES" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">Nekega
dne Russa ni bilo. </span></b><b><span lang="PT-BR" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">Sam
o tem ni dolgo razmišljal, češ prehladil se je ali kaj podobnega.<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></div>
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ker sta edini čas skupaj preživela v parku, Sam ni vedel, kje Russ stanuje in
tako ni mogrl odkriti, kaj se mu je lahko zgodilo.<o:p></o:p></span></span></b></div>
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je mesec dni in Sam je mislil, da ne bo več videl svojega prijatelja Russa.
Nekega dne, ko se je približeval parku, je tam že sedel Russ. <o:p></o:p></span></span></b></div>
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je bil zelo razburjen in srečen ker ga je zagledal. Ko se je umiril, ga je
vprašal: “Odkrito povej, Russ, kaj se ti je zgodilo?”<o:p></o:p></span></span></b></div>
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“Bil sem zaprt” je rekel Russ.<o:p></o:p></span></span></b></div>
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“Torej” je rekel Russ, “ali poznaš tisto lepo blondinko, ki dela v kava baru,
kamor sem včasih šel?”<o:p></o:p></span></span></b></div>
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“Torej, nekega dne me je obtožila posilstva. Jaz sem bi z mojimi </span></b><b><span lang="PT-BR" style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color: red;">89 leti</span></span></b><b><span lang="PT-BR" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color: #660000;"> zelo ponosen, ker so me
razglasili za ‘KRIV’! In blesavi sodnik me je obsodil na 30 dni zapora.”</span><span style="color: navy;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></b></div>
Rado Zupanchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15392969323659259198noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896059926026058995.post-1083038976905279192012-10-23T21:42:00.000+02:002012-10-23T21:42:09.715+02:00Europa e Zeus Evropa in Zevs<br />
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<span style="color: #660000; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span lang="SL">Mit</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="SL"> </span></span><span lang="SL">o Evropi je verjetno kretskega izvora, saj je bil v
kretski<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span><span lang="SL">(minojski) kulturi</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="SL"> </span></span><span lang="SL">zelo razširjen kult bika, njegovo žrtvovanje, bikoborbe
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<span style="color: #660000;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b><span lang="SL">Evropa</span></b><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="SL"> </span></span><span lang="SL">(</span><span lang="SL">grško</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="SL"> </span></span>Ευρώπη<span lang="SL">, Europe) je v<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span><span lang="SL">grški mitologiji</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="SL"> </span></span><span lang="SL">hči<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span><span lang="SL">feničanskega</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="SL"> </span></span><span lang="SL">kralja</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="SL"> </span></span><span lang="SL">Agenorja</span><span lang="SL">, po kateri </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">je dobil ime kontinent Evropa.</span></span></div>
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pri Kristalni palači v ljubljanskem BTC.</span></span><span lang="SL" style="font-family: Georgia;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Rado Zupanchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15392969323659259198noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896059926026058995.post-49872235956495971202012-10-21T20:20:00.002+02:002012-10-21T20:20:26.054+02:00Vinho Vino<br />
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<b><i><u><span style="color: #40a0ff; font-family: Arial;"> </span></u></i></b><b><i><u><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #40a0ff; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><span style="font-size: large;">Degustador
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<b><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #40a0ff; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">Numa
loja de vinhos, o degustador havia falecido e o proprietário começou a buscar
alguem que fizesse o trabalho.</span></i></b><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #40a0ff; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">Um
oficial piloto da Marinha, bêbado e velho, mal vestido, se apresentou para
solicitar o lugar.</span></i></b><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #40a0ff; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">O
proprietário se perguntava como podia livrar-se dele.</span></i></b><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #40a0ff; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">Então
deram um copo de vinho para ele tomar. O velho piloto provou e disse, “É um
Moscatel de tres anos, elaborado com uvas colhidas na parte norte da região,
guardado em um barril de carvalho. </span></i></b><b><i><span style="color: #40a0ff; font-family: Arial;">É de baixa qualidade porém aceitável.</span></i></b><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #40a0ff; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">“Correto”,
disse o chefe. “Outro copo por favor.” <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #40a0ff; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">“É
um cabernet, de 8 anos, com uvas colhidas nas montanhas ao sul da região,
guardado em barril de carvalho Americano a 8 graus de temperatura. Ainda faltam
uns tres anos para que alcance sua mais alta qualidade.”</span></i></b><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #40a0ff; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">“Absolutamente
correto. Um terceiro copo.” </span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #40a0ff; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">“É um champanhe elaborado com uvas
pinot blanc de alta qualidade e exclusivas” disse calmamente o bebado.</span></i></b><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #40a0ff; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">O
proprietário não acreditava no que estava vendo e fez um sinal com os olhos
para sua secretaria e pediu a ela que fizesse algo. Ela saiu da loja e
regressou com um copo de urina.</span></i></b><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #40a0ff; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">O
“bebum” provou e... disse: </span></i></b></div>
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<span style="background-color: #ffd966;"><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Arial;"><b><span style="color: blue;">“É de uma ruiva de 26 anos de idade, com tres meses
de gravidez e se não me derem o emprego, digo quem é o pai!!”</span></b></span></i><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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Poskuševalec vina </span></span></u></i></b><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: #660000;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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neki prodajalni vina je imel degustator nesrečo in zato je lastnik začel iskati
drugega, ki bi to delal.<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: #660000;">Nek
pomorski častnik, pijan in star, slabo oblečen, se je prijavil za to delo.<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: #660000;">Lastnik
se je spraševal, kako bi se ga lahko znebil.<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: #660000;">Torej
mu je podal kozarec vina, da ga poizkusi. Pilot je poskusil in rekel:” To je Muškat,
star tri leta, pridelan iz grozdja iz severne regije, hranjen v hrastovem sodu.
Je slabše kvalitete vendar sprejemljiv.<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: #660000;">“Pravilno”,
reče šef. “Naslednji kozarec, prosim.”<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: #660000;">“To
je kabernet, star 8 let, pridelan iz grozdja iz hribovja v južni regiji,
hranjen v hrastovem sodu Americano na temperaturi 8 stopinj. Potrebuje še
kakšne tri leta, da doseže svojo najboljšo kvaliteto.<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: #660000;">“Čisto
vse točno. Tretji kozarec.”<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: #660000;">“Šampanjec
pridelan iz ekskluzivnega grozdja pinot blanc visoke kvalitete.” <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></b></div>
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<span style="color: #660000;"><b><i><span lang="NL" style="font-family: Arial;">Lastnikni
mogel verjeti, kar je videl. </span></i></b><b><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Arial;">Z očmi je
namignil tajnici in jo prosil, da natoči nekaj. Odšla je iz prodajalne in se
vrnila s kozarcem urina.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></span></div>
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<b><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: #660000;">‘Pijanček’
je poizkusil in... rekel:</span></span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="background-color: #ffd966; color: red;">”Je od rjavolaske, stare 26 let, tri mesece noseče in,
če mi ne date službe, bom povedal, kdo je oče!!”</span><span style="background-color: #ffe4aa; color: #660000;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></i></b></div>
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geral </span><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-fareast-font-family: "MS Mincho";">à empresa. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">“ Aqui está o salário deste mês. Agora despareça e não volte nunca mais!!!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">“Algum de vocês sabe o que este tipo fazia aqui?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">“Veio entregar Pizzas.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">Neko podjetje je ugotovilo, da je prišel trenutek, ko bo potrebno
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">V skladišču so vsi delali razen mladeniča, ki je z rokami v žepih slonel
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Direktor je vprašal mladeniča: “Koliko zaslužite na mesec?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">“Tristo eurov, zakaj?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="NL" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: NL;">Direktor je iz žepa vzel <b>300 eurov</b>, jih dal mladeniču in rekel:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="FR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: FR;">“Tu je plača za ta mesec. Zdaj pa izginite in se ne vračajte več
sem !!! »<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">“Ali kdo od vas ve, kaj je ta tip tu počel?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Rado Zupanchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15392969323659259198noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896059926026058995.post-18543608900136409632012-08-28T20:43:00.001+02:002012-08-28T20:43:10.342+02:00Como Lua - Kot Luna<br />
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<strong><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: maroon; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">O pequeno Joãozinho quer...</span></strong><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Professora:</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><br />
</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">- Que género de mulher gostarias para ti João?</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><br />
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</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">João:</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><br />
</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">- Eu gostaria de uma mulher que fosse como a
Lua ...</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><br />
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</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Professora:</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><br />
</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">- Hau! que escolha ... tu queres uma que seja
bonita e calma como a Lua?</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><br />
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</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">João:</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><br />
</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">- Não professora, eu quero uma que chegue pela
noite e desapareça pela manhã...</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">Mali
Janezek hoče...<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">Učiteljica:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">- Kakšen tip žene bi želel za sebe, Janezek?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">Janezek:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">- Rad bi žene, ki bila kot Luna...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">- Uau! Kakšna izbira... ti hočeš eno, ki bo lepa in mirna kot Luna?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">Janezek:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;">- Ne učiteljica, hočem eno, ki pride zvečer in zjutraj izgine...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #660000;"><b>Na
maternidade</b>,<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #660000;">logo
após ter parido,<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #660000;">a
loirinha, em prantos,<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #660000;">chora
ao saber que teve gêmeos:<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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- Gêmeos? Meu Deus, nããoooooooo!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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A enfermeira,<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #660000;">se
desespera e para consolá-la,<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #660000;">pergunta:<br />
<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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Ter gêmeos é uma dádiva.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #660000;">Por
que a senhora chora?<br />
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<b>Porque eu não sei quem é<o:p></o:p></b></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #660000;"><b>o pai do segundo</b>...!!!</span><span style="color: #222222;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b>V porodnišnici</b>,<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #274e13;">blondinka takoj po porodu<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #274e13;">žalostno
joka,<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #274e13;">ko
izve, da ima dvojčka:<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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- Dvojčka? Moj Bog, neeeee!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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Sestra<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #274e13;">pohiti
da bi jo potolažila in <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #274e13;">vpraša:<br />
<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #274e13;">- Imeti
dvojčka je darilo.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #274e13;">Zakaj
jokate, gospa?<br />
<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia;"><span style="color: #274e13;">- <b>Zato,
ker ne vem, kdo je <o:p></o:p></b></span></span></div>
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Rado Zupanchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15392969323659259198noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896059926026058995.post-70375535238605444692012-08-14T19:33:00.000+02:002012-08-14T19:33:46.686+02:00As sandálias do Padre António - Sandale očeta Antonija<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgn4Bx4MLpZXm74gjBtNj4t01DORpvIKQ-oU3fOoP08dQ0_7zPwz95yi54-xZWyQCLOYK_0VdkPS036q1cRS19Z2ab3bT89_Zbs0MVJ7mD9PHgvV8eZsi5iT8Mgzj9wl8Ir7PBfINDh86YD/s1600/padre.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgn4Bx4MLpZXm74gjBtNj4t01DORpvIKQ-oU3fOoP08dQ0_7zPwz95yi54-xZWyQCLOYK_0VdkPS036q1cRS19Z2ab3bT89_Zbs0MVJ7mD9PHgvV8eZsi5iT8Mgzj9wl8Ir7PBfINDh86YD/s1600/padre.jpg" /></a><span style="color: #660000;"><b><span lang="PT-BR" style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Georgia;">O lado errado da cama</span></b><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10pt;"><br />
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<span style="background: white;">Num convento de freiras, a Madre Superiora,
rigorosíssima, levanta-se</span><br />
<span style="background: white;">da cama e exclama:</span><br />
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<span style="background: white;">- Que noite maravilhosa! Hoje estou tão feliz
que até vou tratar bem as freiras!</span><br />
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10pt;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="background: white;">Sai do quarto e encontra uma freira no corredor:</span><br />
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<span style="background: white;">- Bom dia, Irmã Josefa. Está com muito boa
aparência! E que bela</span><br />
<span style="background: white;">camisola está a tricotar!</span><br />
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<span style="background: white;">- Obrigada, Madre. A senhora também está muito
bem, mas parece que se</span><br />
<span style="background: white;">levantou do lado errado da cama, não?</span><br />
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<span style="background: white;">A Madre não gostou nada do comentário, mas
continuou..</span><br />
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<span style="background: white;">Mais adiante, encontrou outra freira.</span><br />
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<span style="background: white;">- Bom dia, Irmã Maria! Você parece muito bem! E
o seu bordado está a</span><br />
<span style="background: white;">ficar lindo. Parabéns!**</span><br />
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<span style="background: white;">- Obrigada, Madre. A senhora também está com bom
aspecto. Mas vê-se</span><br />
<span style="background: white;">que hoje se levantou do lado errado da cama...</span><br />
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<span style="background: white;">A Madre Superiora ficou furiosa, mas seguiu o
seu caminho.</span><br />
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<span style="background: white;">Todas as freiras que encontrava e cumprimentava,
respondiam a mesma coisa.</span><br />
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<span style="background: white;">Assim, quando chegou à quinta freira, já estava
irritadíssima e</span><br />
<span style="background: white;">resolveu tirar a história a limpo.</span><br />
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<span style="background: white;">- Bom dia, Irmã Leonor. Por favor, seja sincera.
Eu estou com ar de</span><br />
<span style="background: white;">quem se levantou hoje do lado errado da cama?</span><br />
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<span style="background: white;">- Sim, Madre...</span><br />
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<span style="background: white;">- E posso saber porquê?</span><br />
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10pt;"><span style="background-color: white;"><b><span style="color: #660000;">- É que a Madre calçou as sandálias do Padre
António..</span></b></span></span></blockquote>
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<b><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><span style="color: #274e13;">Na napačni strani postelje<o:p></o:p></span></span></b></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><span style="color: #274e13;">V nekem samostanu stroga sestra prednica vstane iz postelje
in vzklikne:<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><span style="color: #274e13;">- Kako čudovita noč! Danes sem tako srečna da bom lepo
ravnala s sestrami!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;"><span style="color: #274e13;">Gre iz sobe in na hodniku sreča neko sestro:<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10pt;"><span style="color: #274e13;">- Dobro
jutro, sestra Jožica. Kako lepo izgledate! In kako lepa bluza!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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- Hvala Mati. Vi ste tudi zelo lepa, vendar se zdi, da ste vstali na napačni
strani postelje, ali ne?<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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Prednici komentar ni bil všeč, vendar je šla naprej...<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10pt;"><span style="color: #274e13;">Malo naprej
je srečala drugo sestro.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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- Dobro jutro, sestra Marija! Zelo lepo izgledate! In vaša vezenina vam
čudovito pristoji. Čestitam!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10pt;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><br />
<span style="background: white;">- Hvala mati. Tudi vi lepo izgledate. Ampak vidi
ste, da ste vstali na napačni strani postelje...</span><br />
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Mati prednica je besnela, vendar je nadaljevala svojo pot.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10pt;"><span style="color: #274e13;">Vse sestre,
ki jih je srečala in jih pozdravila, so ji enako odgovorile.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="background: white;">Ko je prišla peta sestra, je bila že razjarjena
in se je odločila, da razčisti, za kaj gre.<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10pt;"><span style="color: #274e13;">- Dobr jutro,
sestra Leonora. Prosim, bodite odkrita. Danes mi vse govorijo, da sem vstala na
napačni strani postelje?<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="background: white;">- Da, mati...</span><br />
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<span style="background: white;">- Ali lahko izvem, zakaj?<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></div>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10pt;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;">- Zato ker
ste nataknili sandale očeta Antonija...</span></b></span></blockquote>
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